Okay so here's the thing:
I moved all my stuff to Ubuntu (to hell with windows) but I have no internet on that PC (im posting this on my parents PC, dont have internet anymore on my own), so i need to download and install some software to get back on track. Now i need to have the following software:
1. a php server, standalone would be best
2. a good video editing program, preferrably one that can do what AfterEffects can do
those are the only ones for now. i have found some of these, but they require that i use the ubuntu online update service, and i dont have internet on that pc.